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Players: | 110/900 | Votes: | 2391 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Lost Cities Unearthed: | 3 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 |
Mythical Swords Crafted: | 70 | Zombie Dances: | 2 |
Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 |
Elemental Crystals Collected: | 79 | Holy Grails Found: | 1 |
Cursed Scrolls Read: | 3 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 2 |
Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 37 | Horror Stories Survived: | 5 |
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 1 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 |
if u join dis server, u will become the ultimate minecraft champion and all the other players will bow down to u like u the king of the block. u will find diamonds in every block u mine and never have to worry about running out of food cuz our chickens lay golden eggs.
but wait, there’s more! our villagers are actually secret agents in disguise and will give u super cool missions to complete. and if u ever get bored, just hop on our roller coaster that goes through a volcano and underwater cave. it’s lit, fam.
so what u waitin for? join now and experience the most insane, wacky, and downright bonkers minecraft server of all time. trust me, u won’t regret it. or maybe u will, but hey, at least u had a good laugh, right?