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| Players: | 101/900 | Votes: | 6564 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 8 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 17 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 1 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 4 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 5 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 3 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 2 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 1 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 31 |
| Epic Battles Fought: | 17 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 3 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 | Farms Harvested: | 269 |
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if u join dis server, u will become the ultimate minecraft champion and all the other players will bow down to u like u the king of the block. u will find diamonds in every block u mine and never have to worry about running out of food cuz our chickens lay golden eggs.
but wait, there’s more! our villagers are actually secret agents in disguise and will give u super cool missions to complete. and if u ever get bored, just hop on our roller coaster that goes through a volcano and underwater cave. it’s lit, fam.
so what u waitin for? join now and experience the most insane, wacky, and downright bonkers minecraft server of all time. trust me, u won’t regret it. or maybe u will, but hey, at least u had a good laugh, right?
