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| Players: | 102/500 | Votes: | 6878 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 2 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 3 | Astral Projections Made: | 4 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 0 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 | Mines Excavated: | 2464 |
| Potions Brewed: | 77 | Volcanoes Explored: | 3 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 6 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 6 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 1 |
hey u, ya u with 2 legs, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server cuz we got pigs dat can fly and cows dat dance the cha cha slide. not only dat, but our creepers tell knock knock jokes and our zombies do the macarena.
if u join dis server, u will become the ultimate minecraft champion and all the other players will bow down to u like u the king of the block. u will find diamonds in every block u mine and never have to worry about running out of food cuz our chickens lay golden eggs.
but wait, there’s more! our villagers are actually secret agents in disguise and will give u super cool missions to complete. and if u ever get bored, just hop on our roller coaster that goes through a volcano and underwater cave. it’s lit, fam.
so what u waitin for? join now and experience the most insane, wacky, and downright bonkers minecraft server of all time. trust me, u won’t regret it. or maybe u will, but hey, at least u had a good laugh, right?
