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| Players: | 91/700 | Votes: | 9648 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 1 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 3 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 5 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 4 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 40 | Evil Twin Fights: | 2 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 11 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 2 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 2 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 7 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 8931 | Undead Armies Raised: | 1 |
so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. we got, like, unicorns and rainbows and, like, flying pigs and stuff. you gotta join cuz, like, the server is run by a secret society of llamas who can, like, speak fluent pig latin. and, like, if you join, you get a free pet dragon that farts glitter. it’s, like, totally legit, bro. plus, we have, like, a secret underground disco party every saturday night where herobrine himself shows up to bust a move. so, like, join now before the llamas change their minds, man.
