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| Players: | 92/700 | Votes: | 1501 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 9 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 5 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 4 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 2 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 12 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 4 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 7 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 11 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 0 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 6 |
so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. we got, like, unicorns and rainbows and, like, flying pigs and stuff. you gotta join cuz, like, the server is run by a secret society of llamas who can, like, speak fluent pig latin. and, like, if you join, you get a free pet dragon that farts glitter. it’s, like, totally legit, bro. plus, we have, like, a secret underground disco party every saturday night where herobrine himself shows up to bust a move. so, like, join now before the llamas change their minds, man.
