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| Players: | 100/700 | Votes: | 7964 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 0 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 12 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 5 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 17 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 32 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 4 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 4 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 3 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 9 |
so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. we got, like, unicorns and rainbows and, like, flying pigs and stuff. you gotta join cuz, like, the server is run by a secret society of llamas who can, like, speak fluent pig latin. and, like, if you join, you get a free pet dragon that farts glitter. it’s, like, totally legit, bro. plus, we have, like, a secret underground disco party every saturday night where herobrine himself shows up to bust a move. so, like, join now before the llamas change their minds, man.
