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| Players: | 110/100 | Votes: | 7510 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 6 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 42 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 6 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 1 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 6 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 5 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 42 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 4 |
so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. we got, like, unicorns and rainbows and, like, flying pigs and stuff. you gotta join cuz, like, the server is run by a secret society of llamas who can, like, speak fluent pig latin. and, like, if you join, you get a free pet dragon that farts glitter. it’s, like, totally legit, bro. plus, we have, like, a secret underground disco party every saturday night where herobrine himself shows up to bust a move. so, like, join now before the llamas change their minds, man.
