come join our minecraft server for a wild time like no other! we got french voters delivering wins left and right, blowing up le pen’s chances like a creeper in a minefield! our server is so lit, it’s like a hung parliament but with more explosions and less boring politics. join us for the chaos and stay for the laughs, you won’t regret it!

Daily Server Info: September 19, 2024

Players: 99/300 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed: 2 Reality Warps Survived: 0
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 10 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 4
Reality Distortions Fixed: 2 Eclipse Rings Activated: 1
Crystal Palaces Visited: 3 New Chunks Explored: 181381
Rainbows Spotted: 6 Cursed Taverns Survived: 3

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY