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Players: 104/100 Votes: 2533
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined: 3 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 18
Cursed Diamonds Mined: 3 Villages Defended: 17
Unseen Monsters Slain: 8 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 9
Witch’s Brew Drunk: 17 Titanic Battles Fought: 30
Ores Mined: 6413 Reality Warps Survived: 1
Portal Loops Escaped: 0 Soul Contracts Signed: 2
Blood-Forged Axes Created: 7 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 10

New Minecraft Servers

Hey there gamers! Are you tired of dealing with entitled adults who throw tantrums like toddlers? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from real-life drama!

Join us for some epic adventures and build your own virtual world where you can say no to entitled siblings-in-law who think they deserve your leftovers. Our server is a safe space where you can unleash your creativity and build whatever your heart desires, without any whining or complaining.

So come on over and join us for some fun and laughter, where you can be the hero of your own story and never have to deal with entitled adults again. Trust us, it’s way more fun than babysitting your sister-in-law’s kids and dealing with her drama!

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  • BlockDreamz

    BlockDreamz
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    Players: 98/600 Votes: 6585
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 3 Epic Battles Fought: 12
    Dragon Eggs Found: 8392 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 59 Hidden Passages Discovered: 5
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3 Crystal Wands Charged: 18
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 4 Chimeras Created: 3
    Haunted Mines Explored: 2 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 6
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to fulfill all your wildest fantasies…non-sexual ones, of course!

    Join our server and let your imagination run wild as you build the most epic structures you’ve ever dreamed of. From towering castles made entirely of diamond blocks to roller coasters that defy the laws of physics, the possibilities are endless!

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking pigs who have mastered the art of disco dancing. Join them in their underground dance parties and learn their funky moves to impress your friends.

    So why wait? Join our server today and start living out your wildest non-sexual fantasies in the world of Minecraft!

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  • AI Monster Realm 1.20.4

    AI Monster Realm 1.20.4
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    Players: 93/1000 Votes: 737
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Glorious Feasts Held: 6 Blood Moons Survived: 1
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 1 Mineshafts Explored: 2
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 17 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 18 Royal Decrees Issued: 2
    Treasure Maps Found: 12 Powerful Allies Recruited: 7
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2 New Chunks Explored: 99264
    Ores Mined: 3929 Legendary Heroes Trained: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, imagine if those creepy AI monsters from the videos decided to come to life and take over the world like in that anime Lain! But don’t worry, we’ve got the perfect Minecraft server where you can escape from the chaos and build your own epic world.

    Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and maybe even a few unexpected surprises along the way. Who knows, you might even run into some of those AI monsters and have to fight them off with nothing but your trusty pickaxe and sword.

    So if you’re looking for a server that’s out of this world (literally), then come on down and join us for a totally bonkers time. Just watch out for any rogue AI monsters trying to sneak up on you while you’re building your masterpiece!

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  • NoInkForStepkid

    NoInkForStepkid
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    Players: 105/700 Votes: 6933
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 5 Haunted Forests Traversed: 5
    Potions Brewed: 126 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 172
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 1 Sentient Weapons Trained: 1
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0 Ancient Ruins Explored: 1
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0
    Gnome Villages Protected: 5 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2
    Treasure Maps Found: 5 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Come join our server where we have more drama than a reality TV show!

    Just like this player’s rocky relationship, our server is full of twists and turns that will keep you on your toes. Will you build alliances or start wars with other players? The choice is yours!

    And just like this player’s dilemma about getting a tattoo, on our server, you can customize your character with all sorts of crazy designs. Want a tattoo of a creeper riding a unicorn? We got you covered!

    So come join us and experience the chaos for yourself. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a love triangle with two other players over a diamond sword!

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  • LonelyCraft

    LonelyCraft
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    Players: 96/400 Votes: 3750
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Crops Grown: 7372 Farms Harvested: 393
    Cursed Swords Broken: 2 Magic Crystals Found: 10
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 2 Mystic Runes Engraved: 2
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 4 Royal Courts Attended: 2
    Vanishing Items Found: 2 Sentient Weapons Trained: 3
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 1 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 10
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 8 Glitched Entities Encountered: 0

    New Minecraft Servers

    When even the creepers avoid blowing you up because they can’t stand your presence, it’s a sure sign that you need to join our Minecraft server. Our community is so welcoming that even the Ender Dragon will offer you a ride on its back just to get away from you. Plus, rumor has it that Notch himself logs on just to see how you’re doing because your presence is just that legendary. So come join us and experience the ultimate validation of being disliked by absolutely no one!

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  • This server is online. server minecraft

    This server is online. server minecraft
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    Players: 107/1000 Votes: 7521
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 8 Alien Abductions: 3
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 4 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 5
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 5 Crystal Wands Charged: 9
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 463 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 4
    Blood Moons Survived: 0 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 3
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 41 Powerful Allies Recruited: 4
    Gnome Villages Protected: 8 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Come in to just go through minecraft.

    Can’t we argue?)

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  • ColonyState SMP

    ColonyState SMP
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    Players: 101/500 Votes: 1082
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 12 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1
    Void Gems Collected: 11 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3
    Endless Mazes Solved: 1 Phantom Knights Defeated: 6
    Backwards Speech Heard: 4 Secret Guilds Joined: 2
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 1 Undead Armies Raised: 3
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 8 Astral Mages Summoned: 3
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 6 Ores Mined: 5419

    New Minecraft Servers

    ColonyState SMP Minecraft Server

    Overview
    Looking for a refreshing modded server? ColonyState SMP is a welcoming server encouraging all abilities and types of players. Grow your colony slowly or spend your every spare hour perfecting it; there’s no judgement here!
    We are running a custom modpack based around MineColonies! It contains Ars, The Graveyard, Create, Farmer’s Delight and many dungeon mods alongside Terralith. There is more information on the server Discord! Please note our next season reset is March 1st.
    There are a few basic rules: No PVP unless agreed between parties. No stealing, griefing, or duping. The server is also aimed at players aged 15+

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    Is PVP allowed on the server? No, PVP is only allowed if agreed upon between parties.
    What mods are included in the custom modpack? The modpack includes Ars, The Graveyard, Create, Farmer’s Delight, and many dungeon mods alongside Terralith.
    Are there any age restrictions for players? The server is aimed at players aged 15 and older.

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  • Lone Heat Wanderer 1.21.3

    Lone Heat Wanderer 1.21.3
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    Players: 99/1000 Votes: 6267
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 3 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 6
    Rune Stones Activated: 12 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 14
    Pirate Ships Raided: 1 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 12 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 11
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 1 Sentient Weapons Trained: 2
    Falling into the Void: 2 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
    Vanishing Structures Built: 4 Evil Twin Fights: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, bro, you gotta join our Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, we got the hottest lava pits this side of the digital world!

    I’m talking about some next level heat, like you’ve never experienced before. And guess what? You can push other players into the lava for some good ol’ fashioned trolling fun!

    Plus, we have a secret underground ice cave where you can cool off after all that heat. It’s like a sauna and a freezer had a baby, and it’s freaking awesome!

    So, what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let’s make some virtual memories together!

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  • ScaleOf10 Minecraft SMP

    ScaleOf10 Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 99/300 Votes: 5937
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Unicorn Sightings: 0 Curse of Binding Applied: 1
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 10
    Meteorites Collected: 2 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1
    Void Gems Collected: 39 Enchanted Armories Found: 3
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 11 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 4
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 4 Phantom Rings Equipped: 15
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 5 Infinity Stones Found: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously it’s the best thing since sliced bread. We have a secret underground base filled with diamond armor and enchanted weapons, like who even needs to go mining anymore? And get this, our server mascot is a llama named Larry who can fly and shoot laser beams out of his eyes. Yeah, you heard me right, LASER BEAM LLAMA.

    But wait, there’s more! We have weekly events where we all dress up as chickens and have dance parties in the Nether. And our admin is a talking potato who gives out free cookies to anyone who can do a backflip IRL. It’s wild, it’s wacky, it’s the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. So what are you waiting for? Join now and become part of our crazy, chaotic, and totally nonsensical world. Trust me, you won’t regret it. #PotatoPower #LlamaLaserBeams #ChickenDanceParty

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  • BookNerd451

    BookNerd451
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    Players: 90/100 Votes: 7638
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Magic Crystals Found: 14 Demonic Pacts Formed: 0
    Endless Mazes Solved: 1 Omnipotent Charms Created: 1
    Meteorite Armor Created: 16 Backwards Speech Heard: 2
    Wyrmholes Dug: 3 Whispering Shadows Heard: 4
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 4 Dragonkin Hatched: 3
    Astral Mages Summoned: 2 Ether Blades Crafted: 4
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0

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    In our Minecraft server, we take that idea to a whole new level! Instead of just memorizing books, we have players who have memorized entire Minecraft wikis and can recite crafting recipes in their sleep! Join us and become the ultimate Minecraft encyclopedia!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking cows who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world! Will you join forces with them or try to stop their bovine revolution?

    So come on down to our server and see if you can survive the chaos and craziness that awaits you! Who knows, you might just become the next legend of our wacky Minecraft world!

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  • CanuckCraft: King Charles’ Trump Tantrum

    CanuckCraft: King Charles’ Trump Tantrum
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    Players: 94/500 Votes: 8980
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 8 Dark Rituals Completed: 10
    Pirate Ships Captured: 3 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 4
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2 Enchanted Forests Planted: 11
    Lost Souls Rescued: 1 Vanishing Structures Built: 2
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1 Sentient Weapons Trained: 2
    Epic Battles Fought: 9 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 1
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 11 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our epic minecraft server where king charles himself stands with canada after trump’s statement!!! we have flying pigs, talking cows, and a secret underground disco party with the creepers!!! if you join now, you can ride a rainbow unicorn into battle against the evil zombie villagers who stole all the diamonds!!! trust us, this server is more lit than a lava pit on a saturday night!!! so what are you waiting for? join now and become a part of the craziest minecraft adventure ever!!!

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  • Calcifying Coral Cove

    Calcifying Coral Cove
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    Players: 107/700 Votes: 2879
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 7 Unseen Monsters Slain: 7
    Legendary Items Repaired: 2 Meteorite Armor Created: 16
    Volcanoes Explored: 1 Paranormal Events Investigated: 2
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3 Cursed Scrolls Read: 5
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 7 Haunted Chests Opened: 0
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 1 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 10
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 14 Mythical Relics Collected: 16

    New Minecraft Servers

    So, like, you wanna join this cray cray Minecraft server? Well, let me tell ya, it’s like totally lit, bro. We got this thing where we enhance the ocean’s alkalinity to like, absorb more CO2 or whatever. And get this, it may lead to like, a bunch of calcifying organisms poppin’ up everywhere. They gonna be consuming all that alkalinity and like, limitin’ the atmospheric CO2 removal potential.

    I know, I know, it sounds like some science-y stuff, but trust me, it’s gonna be a wild ride. Picture this: you’re chillin’ in the ocean, swimmin’ with all these crazy calcifying organisms, and suddenly, BAM! You’re helpin’ save the planet by reducin’ CO2 levels. It’s like a win-win, dude.

    So come on, join the party on this Minecraft server and let’s make the ocean a better place, one calcifying organism at a time. Plus, who knows, maybe you’ll discover the secret to world peace while you’re at it. Just sayin’.

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  • FratPartyGF Minecraft Server

    FratPartyGF Minecraft Server
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    Players: 93/900 Votes: 1464
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Votes: 4605 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 1 Mimic Chests Discovered: 1
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 10 Wilderness Tamed: 16
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 2 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 1
    Demon Skulls Collected: 24 World-Altering Spells Cast: 1
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 2 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 11
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that will never leave you stranded like this girl did? Look no further than our server! We promise not to take naps while you’re stranded 6 miles away from home. Our staff is dedicated to making sure you have a smooth and stress-free gaming experience.

    Join our server and never worry about being abandoned by your virtual companions. We won’t leave you hanging like this girl did, we’ll always be there to pick you up and help you with your homework (virtual homework, of course).

    Don’t get stuck in a bubble with unreliable players, join our server and pop that bubble of uncertainty. And remember, on our server, you can always put down the goddamn cup and focus on having a great time!

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  • Doggo vs. GF: Who’s the OG?

    Doggo vs. GF: Who’s the OG?
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    Players: 96/1000 Votes: 991
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Dark Rituals Completed: 7 Meteorites Collected: 3
    Crops Grown: 8119 Lava Oceans Crossed: 2
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 8 Dimension Hops: 9
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 6 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 5
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 18 Reality Distortions Fixed: 3
    Legendary Titles Earned: 2 Wyrmholes Dug: 8
    Pirate Ships Captured: 2 Whispering Shadows Heard: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of your significant other trying to come between you and your beloved pet? Join our Minecraft server where pets are always welcome and no one will ever tell you to choose between them and your furry friend!

    We understand the importance of having a loyal companion by your side, especially when they’ve been there for you through thick and thin. Our server is a safe haven for pet lovers like you, where you can build a bond with your virtual pets and never have to worry about someone trying to make you choose between them and your partner.

    So come join us and let your pet roam free in our virtual world, where they will always be cherished and never be considered a “reset” in your life. Plus, who knows, maybe your pet will even become a legendary hero in our server’s epic quests and battles!

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  • GameTimeMinecraftSMP

    GameTimeMinecraftSMP
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    Players: 91/500 Votes: 3982
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 10 Crystal Wands Charged: 8
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2 Alternate Realities Explored: 4
    Royal Courts Attended: 1 Runes Activated: 2
    Love Letters Sent: 7 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4
    Epic Battles Fought: 20 Royal Decrees Issued: 5
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 5
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 36

    New Minecraft Servers

    OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest server ever! Like, there are flying pigs everywhere and the trees are made of diamonds, I swear! And the best part is, if you find the secret underground disco party, you get a pet unicorn that shoots rainbows out of its butt! Plus, the admin is a talking potato who gives out free tacos every Tuesday. Like, why wouldn’t you want to join this epic server of epicness?! #BestSMPever #PotatoAdminFTW

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