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Players: | 108/900 | Votes: | 1877 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 3 |
Powerful Allies Recruited: | 8 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 31 |
Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 3 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 |
Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 3 |
Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 10 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 |
Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 5 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 7 |
Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 |
we’ve got pigs that can fly, cows that can breakdance, and chickens that lay diamonds instead of eggs! it’s a total mind-blowing experience that you won’t find anywhere else.
plus, our admin is a talking llama who gives out free diamonds to anyone who can do the macarena while riding a pig. it’s wild, it’s wacky, it’s the best dang minecraft server you’ll ever play on!
so come on down and join the fun, because on our server, anything is possible! (except for driving on the right side of the road, that’s just crazy talk)