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Players: | 94/200 | Votes: | 9964 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Powerful Allies Recruited: | 6 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 3 |
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 3 |
Sentient Weapons Trained: | 1 | Enchantments Applied: | 64 |
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 6 | Rune Stones Activated: | 7 |
Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 3 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 2 |
Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 105 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 |
Vanishing Structures Built: | 1 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 |
we’ve got pigs that can fly, cows that can breakdance, and chickens that lay diamonds instead of eggs! it’s a total mind-blowing experience that you won’t find anywhere else.
plus, our admin is a talking llama who gives out free diamonds to anyone who can do the macarena while riding a pig. it’s wild, it’s wacky, it’s the best dang minecraft server you’ll ever play on!
so come on down and join the fun, because on our server, anything is possible! (except for driving on the right side of the road, that’s just crazy talk)