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Players: | 93/600 | Votes: | 118 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 14 |
Mythical Swords Crafted: | 29 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 4 |
Players Killed by Monsters: | 6207 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 2 |
Phantom Knights Defeated: | 5 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 5 |
Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 17 |
Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 9 |
Enchantments Applied: | 193 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 10 |
we’ve got pigs that can fly, cows that can breakdance, and chickens that lay diamonds instead of eggs! it’s a total mind-blowing experience that you won’t find anywhere else.
plus, our admin is a talking llama who gives out free diamonds to anyone who can do the macarena while riding a pig. it’s wild, it’s wacky, it’s the best dang minecraft server you’ll ever play on!
so come on down and join the fun, because on our server, anything is possible! (except for driving on the right side of the road, that’s just crazy talk)