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Players: | 90/300 | Votes: | 5720 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 12 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 |
Secret Libraries Discovered: | 3 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 |
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 7 | Infinity Stones Found: | 4 |
Wailing Winds Heard: | 4 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 2 |
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 | Mineshafts Explored: | 4 |
Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 1 |
Evil Lairs Raided: | 8 | Mines Excavated: | 1811 |
we’ve got pigs that can fly, cows that can breakdance, and chickens that lay diamonds instead of eggs! it’s a total mind-blowing experience that you won’t find anywhere else.
plus, our admin is a talking llama who gives out free diamonds to anyone who can do the macarena while riding a pig. it’s wild, it’s wacky, it’s the best dang minecraft server you’ll ever play on!
so come on down and join the fun, because on our server, anything is possible! (except for driving on the right side of the road, that’s just crazy talk)