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Players: | 109/200 | Votes: | 1170 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 10 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 4 |
Hidden Passages Discovered: | 7 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 5 |
Horror Stories Survived: | 4 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 7 |
Goblin Markets Raided: | 8 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 4195 | Epic Quests Completed: | 17 |
Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 3 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 2 |
Omnipotent Charms Created: | 2 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 852 |
we’ve got pigs that can fly, cows that can breakdance, and chickens that lay diamonds instead of eggs! it’s a total mind-blowing experience that you won’t find anywhere else.
plus, our admin is a talking llama who gives out free diamonds to anyone who can do the macarena while riding a pig. it’s wild, it’s wacky, it’s the best dang minecraft server you’ll ever play on!
so come on down and join the fun, because on our server, anything is possible! (except for driving on the right side of the road, that’s just crazy talk)