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Players: | 109/700 | Votes: | 7766 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Buildings Constructed: | 47 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 3 |
Secret Passages Found: | 8 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 242 |
Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 |
Forbidden Tomes Read: | 4 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 10 |
Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 6 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 4 |
Forbidden Relics Collected: | 10 | Zombie Dances: | 3 |
Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 7 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 8 |
we’ve got pigs that can fly, cows that can breakdance, and chickens that lay diamonds instead of eggs! it’s a total mind-blowing experience that you won’t find anywhere else.
plus, our admin is a talking llama who gives out free diamonds to anyone who can do the macarena while riding a pig. it’s wild, it’s wacky, it’s the best dang minecraft server you’ll ever play on!
so come on down and join the fun, because on our server, anything is possible! (except for driving on the right side of the road, that’s just crazy talk)