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Players: | 108/800 | Votes: | 6612 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 3 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 2 |
Horror Stories Survived: | 4 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 2 |
Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 26 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 2 |
Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 5 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 0 |
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 2 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 7 |
Unseen Monsters Slain: | 3 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 |
Endless Staircases Climbed: | 3 | Invisible Walls Found: | 4 |
we’ve got pigs that can fly, cows that can breakdance, and chickens that lay diamonds instead of eggs! it’s a total mind-blowing experience that you won’t find anywhere else.
plus, our admin is a talking llama who gives out free diamonds to anyone who can do the macarena while riding a pig. it’s wild, it’s wacky, it’s the best dang minecraft server you’ll ever play on!
so come on down and join the fun, because on our server, anything is possible! (except for driving on the right side of the road, that’s just crazy talk)