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Players: | 97/800 | Votes: | 6317 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 12 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 1 |
Holy Grails Found: | 2 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 12 |
Gnome Villages Protected: | 2 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 25 |
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 0 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 2 |
Crystal Caves Mapped: | 5 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 |
Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 2 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 8 |
Heroic Legacies Created: | 4 | Magic Crystals Found: | 20 |
we’ve got pigs that can fly, cows that can breakdance, and chickens that lay diamonds instead of eggs! it’s a total mind-blowing experience that you won’t find anywhere else.
plus, our admin is a talking llama who gives out free diamonds to anyone who can do the macarena while riding a pig. it’s wild, it’s wacky, it’s the best dang minecraft server you’ll ever play on!
so come on down and join the fun, because on our server, anything is possible! (except for driving on the right side of the road, that’s just crazy talk)