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Players: | 92/700 | Votes: | 1568 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 13 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 |
Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 5 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 4 |
Sentient Weapons Trained: | 1 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 |
Divine Scrolls Written: | 8 | Zombie Dances: | 9 |
Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 50 |
Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 3 | Witchβs Brew Drunk: | 7 |
Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 2 |
we’ve got pigs that can fly, cows that can breakdance, and chickens that lay diamonds instead of eggs! it’s a total mind-blowing experience that you won’t find anywhere else.
plus, our admin is a talking llama who gives out free diamonds to anyone who can do the macarena while riding a pig. it’s wild, it’s wacky, it’s the best dang minecraft server you’ll ever play on!
so come on down and join the fun, because on our server, anything is possible! (except for driving on the right side of the road, that’s just crazy talk)