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Players: | 96/200 | Votes: | 738 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Farms Harvested: | 260 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 3 |
Omnipotent Charms Created: | 5 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 10 |
Blood Moons Survived: | 1 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 20 |
Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 1 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 13 |
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 | Orbs of Power Found: | 9 |
Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 3 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 11 |
Alien Abductions: | 4 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 6 |
we’ve got pigs that can fly, cows that can breakdance, and chickens that lay diamonds instead of eggs! it’s a total mind-blowing experience that you won’t find anywhere else.
plus, our admin is a talking llama who gives out free diamonds to anyone who can do the macarena while riding a pig. it’s wild, it’s wacky, it’s the best dang minecraft server you’ll ever play on!
so come on down and join the fun, because on our server, anything is possible! (except for driving on the right side of the road, that’s just crazy talk)