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Players: | 107/900 | Votes: | 9650 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 3 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 1 |
Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 7 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 98 |
Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 4 | Animals Bred: | 58 |
Cozy Campfires Lit: | 24 | Reality Warps Survived: | 0 |
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 2 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 0 |
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 13 |
Magical Familiars Summoned: | 5 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 |
we’ve got pigs that can fly, cows that can breakdance, and chickens that lay diamonds instead of eggs! it’s a total mind-blowing experience that you won’t find anywhere else.
plus, our admin is a talking llama who gives out free diamonds to anyone who can do the macarena while riding a pig. it’s wild, it’s wacky, it’s the best dang minecraft server you’ll ever play on!
so come on down and join the fun, because on our server, anything is possible! (except for driving on the right side of the road, that’s just crazy talk)