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Players: | 109/900 | Votes: | 3660 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 7 | Villages Defended: | 6 |
Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 5 |
Soul Swords Wielded: | 2 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 3 |
Lost Souls Rescued: | 6 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 |
Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 3 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 21 |
Phoenix Feathers Found: | 8 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 10 |
Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 4 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 1 |
we’ve got pigs that can fly, cows that can breakdance, and chickens that lay diamonds instead of eggs! it’s a total mind-blowing experience that you won’t find anywhere else.
plus, our admin is a talking llama who gives out free diamonds to anyone who can do the macarena while riding a pig. it’s wild, it’s wacky, it’s the best dang minecraft server you’ll ever play on!
so come on down and join the fun, because on our server, anything is possible! (except for driving on the right side of the road, that’s just crazy talk)