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Players: | 94/700 | Votes: | 6318 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Invisible Pathways Walked: | 2 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 6 |
Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 12 |
Endless Staircases Climbed: | 3 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 |
Mimic Chests Discovered: | 1 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 1 |
Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 4 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 18 |
Rune Stones Activated: | 2 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 10 |
Titanic Battles Fought: | 30 | Holy Grails Found: | 4 |
we’ve got pigs that can fly, cows that can breakdance, and chickens that lay diamonds instead of eggs! it’s a total mind-blowing experience that you won’t find anywhere else.
plus, our admin is a talking llama who gives out free diamonds to anyone who can do the macarena while riding a pig. it’s wild, it’s wacky, it’s the best dang minecraft server you’ll ever play on!
so come on down and join the fun, because on our server, anything is possible! (except for driving on the right side of the road, that’s just crazy talk)