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Players: | 94/700 | Votes: | 7106 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 3 |
Battle Standards Raised: | 5 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 3 |
Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 163 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 3 |
Magical Familiars Summoned: | 1 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 1 |
Towns Built: | 7 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 2 |
Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 11 |
Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 6 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 16 |
we’ve got pigs that can fly, cows that can breakdance, and chickens that lay diamonds instead of eggs! it’s a total mind-blowing experience that you won’t find anywhere else.
plus, our admin is a talking llama who gives out free diamonds to anyone who can do the macarena while riding a pig. it’s wild, it’s wacky, it’s the best dang minecraft server you’ll ever play on!
so come on down and join the fun, because on our server, anything is possible! (except for driving on the right side of the road, that’s just crazy talk)