Leftism is Only Selfishness Minecraft SMP

Altruism, community support, ENTITLEMENT, government assistance, Healthcare, Individualism, leftism, Minecraft, moral obligation, personal accountability, public services, Refugees, Rent, RESPONSIBILITY, self-centeredness, self-interest, Selfishness, smp, social welfare, societal obligations, taxpayer burden

Welcome to the most chaotic and ridiculous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. We have a healthcare system in place where other players have to pay for your medical bills. That’s right, no need to worry about falling off a cliff and losing all your hearts, just let someone else foot the bill!

2. We have a refugee program where players can come seek shelter in your virtual house and you have to provide for them. It’s like a virtual charity, but with more creepers.

3. Rent? Who needs to pay rent when you can just mooch off other players on the server? That’s right, free housing for all!

4. Your mom says you have to stop playing Minecraft? Well, not on this server! We believe that your fun should never be interrupted by pesky responsibilities like chores or homework.

5. And finally, we have a strict policy that everyone else has to take responsibility for your actions. Accidentally blow up someone’s house with TNT? Not your problem, let someone else clean up the mess!

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is that there are no rules (except for the ones we just made up). See you in the virtual world!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Dragons Tamed:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Magic Items Found:	6194	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Airidale Classic Prisons

Prison

Since 2016 Airidale has been pushing the bounds of Minecraft, and we are not stopping anytime soon! We offer a wide variety of custom game modes that anyone can enjoy. With custom features exclusive to our network, you won’t be let down!We use custom plugins to give players a true classic prisons experience. With custom enchanting, cells, shops, and items, you will never run out of things to do! Grind your way to the top with McMMO and Gangs! Give Airidale a try today!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Gods Slained:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

AusCraft

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

» JOIN NOW « PLAY.AUSCRAFT.NET Survival | Protections | Resource Pack | mcMMO | Friendly all ages CommunityHere’s some handy links » FORUMS » https://auscraft.net DISCORD » https://discord.gg/auscraft STORE » https://store.auscraft.net We look forward to seeing you, and Happy Crafting!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	19	Divine Spears Created:	24
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Mirkovic Junior High School

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

Welcome to MirkovicSMP , we are one strong and friendly community.Things we have is Jobs/Crates/Ranks/Economy/Warp PvP/Graves and a lot of cool things. We are sure there is something for everyone on our server.We are waiting for u !

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Emeralds Found:	7790	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Simplex

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Play Minecraft as it should be played: unmodified and simplified!Simplex is a semi-vanilla server made for players who are seeking to play Minecraft in the most genuine way possible; free from modifications that takes away from the true multiplayer Minecraft experience. At Simplex, you must build, survive, suffer or prosper all by yourself, or together with other players. There’s no modifications which will take-away from the brutality of vanilla survival.Simplex only has a few plugins to prevent grief, cheating and theft. The ranking system is based entirely on the number of times you vote for the server. This way, everyone has the same opportunity and potential to rank up as any other player. You will receive in-game rewards for voting as well as more sethomes as you climb the ladder.Welcome, and enjoy your stay!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

ChocoHills

Creative, Survival, Vanilla

ChocolateHills Bedrock / MCPE: play.chocohills.com:19132 OP Survival – Golden Shovel Claim – Slimefun: FN amplification, Infinity, Networks, Slimetinker Dungeon Survival: – Custom Enchants, Boss Dungeons, Custom Fishing Vanilla: – keep inventory, almost no commands – no shop, no storage protection, no pvp Creative: – 512×512 Big Plots – Timed Worldedit

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Star Shards Collected:	82
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

AwareNetwork

Factions, Skyblock, Survival

AwareNetwork is an exceptional Minecraft server that caters to players of all versions, offering two thrilling game modes: Factions and Skyblock. Whether you’re playing on the latest version or an older one, AwareNetwork provides a seamless and enjoyable experience across the board.IP : play.awarenetwork.euAll versions are supported but it’s suggested that you use 1.20 » Factions » Skyblock » Survival

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Star Shards Collected:	209	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

HearthCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

HearthCraft is a no-griefing economy SMP with a 0% pay-to-win store (verify for yourself here) that has been making the best experiences since October of 2018. We’re experts in bringing people together. Have a sneak peek here! We’re active on Instagram and Twitter!The server will never reset. Ever. World dates back to July 2019. 0% pay-to-win perk system. Resource worlds (resets monthly) Dynmap Zero tolerance for any form of hate speech. Pet system Level-up System based on playtime, mcMMO, and economy. Land Claiming mcMMO Active and healthy economy system that includes player shops, player warps, auctions etc. /wild (random teleport) command Leaderboards with a wide range of categories from blocks mined and mobs killed to cake slices eaten and pig distance!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Middle School Oasis

Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	8	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Crops Grown:	8173	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Minecraft Community Prison

Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, PvE, PvP

MCP is a very old prison formed by time and player feedback. It is for players with a good understanding of prisons and those who like custom challenges to work towards.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	12
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	15
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	15
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	12

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Sky Kingdoms

Bedwars, Factions, KitPvP, Mini Games, Skywars, Survival Games

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14
Magic Crystals Found:	18	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Love Letters Sent:	17	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

MineTrade

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

MineTrade is making MC history as the first Minecraft Border SMP server! It puts a fun spin on survival mode, where players start with a regular chunk and try to expand its border with the money they make. Their goal is to make as much money as possible, and it’s a fun challenge! Join MineTrade today and come try out this unique new game!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Dimension Hops:	10	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	36	Horror Stories Survived:	3

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

FrontierSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

FrontierSMP is a Towny PVP server focused on growing your town to be the best that it can be. Towns can Siege others, survey for rare resource, trade with others for profit, and more! Season 1 has just started and will end with rewards to the top scorers!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Void Gems Collected:	17
Zombie Dances:	10	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

InfiniteMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Chimeras Created:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	134	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Gods Slained:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Warden City

Survival

Warden City only has a few plugins to prevent grief, cheating and theft. The ranking system is based entirely on the number of times you vote for the server. This way, everyone has the same opportunity and potential to rank up as any other player. You will receive in-game rewards for voting as well as more sethomes as you climb the ladder.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Enchantments Applied:	182
Dimension Hops:	15	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

AllianceCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	165
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.