hey u, ya u, do u like minecraft? do u like crazy adventures? well then u gotta join dis server! we got pigs flyin, cows dancin, and creepers doin the cha cha slide.

we got so much land to explore, it’s like israel’s military expandin into south-west lebanon, except without all the drama and stuff.

come join us and build the craziest creations u can think of. we got a community of players who are as wild as a herd of llamas on roller skates.

so what are u waitin for? join now and let’s get this party started!

Updated October 23, 2024

Players: 95/800 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created: 8 Horror Stories Survived: 2
Cursed Amulets Found: 5 Players Killed by Monsters: 4208

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • YazidiCraft: Not Your Average Departure

    YazidiCraft: Not Your Average Departure
    so, like, come join our epic minecraft server, where the only abductions happen is when you steal someone’s diamonds, amirite? 😂 we got more fun than a yazidi woman voluntarily leaving gaza, that’s for sure!

    join us for crazy adventures, like riding pigs off cliffs and building giant statues of steve made entirely out of dirt blocks. you’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget all about hamas and their drama.

    plus, our community is as tight-knit as a creeper hugging a player, so you’ll never feel alone. come on, what are you waiting for? join now and let the madness begin! 🤪🎮 #minecraftmadness

    Updated October 23, 2024

    Players: 103/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Divine Spears Created: 25 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 22
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 3 Horror Stories Survived: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • Boring SMP: Just like watching paint dry, but with extra steps

    Boring SMP: Just like watching paint dry, but with extra steps
    Minecraft Server Overview

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Features
    Land claiming to keep your house safe
    Shops powered by a diamond economy
    Regular events for the community
    Warp stones so you can always teleport back home
    Bucketable entities to save you pain
    Many crafting tweaks to make it enjoyable

    So come join us at boringsmp.1e99.eu (Discord).

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    Can I claim land to protect my builds? Yes, we have a land claiming system in place.
    How does the diamond economy work? Players can trade with diamonds as the currency in our server shops.
    Are there regular events on the server? Yes, we host events for the community to participate in.
    Can I teleport back home easily? Yes, we have warp stones that allow you to teleport back home.
    What are bucketable entities? Entities that can be picked up with buckets to make gameplay easier.
    What crafting tweaks are available? We have implemented various crafting tweaks to enhance the gameplay experience.

    Updated October 23, 2024

    Players: 96/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Epic Weapons Forged: 9 Infinite Doors Opened: 3
    Runes Activated: 3 Legendary Items Repaired: 7

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • Slutty Blocks Minecraft Server

    Slutty Blocks Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because we have Normal mode vs Slut mode! In Normal mode, you can build your dream castle, mine for diamonds, and fight off creepers like a true warrior. But if you’re feeling a little frisky, switch over to Slut mode where anything goes! Want to build a giant statue of a chicken wearing a tutu? Go for it! Want to ride a pig into battle wearing nothing but a banana hammock? Why not! The possibilities are endless on our server. Join now for a wild and wacky adventure that you’ll never forget!

    Updated October 23, 2024

    Players: 95/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 1 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 4
    Invisible Walls Found: 4 Curse of Binding Applied: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • He’s Right You Know Minecraft SMP

    He’s Right You Know Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, wildest, and most chaotic server out there!

    Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build houses out of diamond blocks, and fight off hordes of zombie chickens. We have a secret underground base filled with treasure, but watch out for the lava moat surrounding it – one wrong step and you’ll be toast!

    Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who loves to challenge players to epic dance-offs. If you can out-dance the dragon, you’ll be rewarded with a magical unicorn mount that shoots rainbows out of its horn.

    So come join us on our insane Minecraft SMP and experience a whole new level of wackiness and fun!

    Updated October 23, 2024

    Players: 91/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 4 Mythical Swords Crafted: 83
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3 Haunted Chests Opened: 2

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • HangryCraft

    HangryCraft
    Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride like no other! Just like getting your wisdom teeth pulled, our server will leave you in stitches…of laughter!

    Imagine a world where you can’t eat for hours, just like waiting for your boyfriend to finish his dental visit. But don’t worry, we won’t leave you hungry like he did – we’ve got all the virtual food you could ever want!

    And just like the dentist giving you dirty looks, our server will keep you on your toes with unexpected surprises around every corner. So come join us and feast on the fun – just make sure your boyfriend doesn’t get mad at you for having too much fun without him!

    Updated October 23, 2024

    Players: 106/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0 Mines Excavated: 1404
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 43 Phantom Knights Defeated: 6

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • SweetTeachMC SMP

    SweetTeachMC SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

    Join us if you want to witness a llama riding a pig into battle against a horde of angry creepers. Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to show its face around here!

    But that’s not all – our teachers are not your average Minecraft players. They will literally build you a golden throne made out of enchanted diamond blocks if you answer their riddles correctly. And don’t even get us started on the time they organized a massive fireworks show to celebrate someone finding a rare pink sheep!

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and make you laugh until your sides hurt, then come join us! Just be prepared for anything because on our server, the only rule is that there are no rules!

    Updated October 23, 2024

    Players: 109/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Buildings Constructed: 8 Celestial Crowns Worn: 2
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 1 Cursed Lands Purified: 5

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • ZHumorCraft

    ZHumorCraft
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the answer to all your Gen Z humor needs! Join us for a wild ride filled with memes, jokes, and shenanigans that will have you ROFLing in your virtual seat.

    Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon our server and were greeted by a giant dancing llama wearing sunglasses. Yes, you read that right. This llama led them on a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted pizza, which was guarded by a pack of evil chickens. After a fierce battle and some questionable dance moves, the players emerged victorious and were rewarded with endless pizza parties for eternity.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous “Troll Bridge,” where players must answer riddles from a mischievous troll in order to pass. Fail to answer correctly, and you’ll be forced to wear a chicken suit for the rest of your virtual life. Trust us, you don’t want to be caught strutting around in a chicken suit.

    So, what are you waiting for? Join our server today for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows what crazy adventures and laughs await you in this wacky world of Gen Z humor!

    Updated October 23, 2024

    Players: 110/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 2 Talking Trees Consulted: 2
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 3 Haunted Mines Explored: 2

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • CraftyWarfareMC

    CraftyWarfareMC
    come join our epic minecraft server where ukrainian aircrafts are firing british-french cruise missiles at russian troops in a wild battle for a key city! it’s like a real life war zone but in minecraft! join now to witness the chaos and destruction unfold before your very eyes! build your own bunker and defend against the missile strikes or join the russian troops and try to take over the city! anything can happen in this crazy server, so come join the madness today!

    Updated October 23, 2024

    Players: 101/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Crops Grown: 5068 Pirate Ships Raided: 1
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Legendary Scepters Created: 2

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • ANARCHY 😈 PECHKO PECHKO 😈 WITHOUT WIPE Minecraft server

    ANARCHY 😈 PECHKO PECHKO 😈 WITHOUT WIPE Minecraft server

    Pros

    no rules, no admins, you can do whatever your heart desires

    Cons

    they are not there

    Updated October 23, 2024

    Players: 95/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Magic Crystals Found: 24 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 3 Crystal Caves Mapped: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • Epic Nazi Art Minecraft Server

    Epic Nazi Art Minecraft Server
    Are you a fan of epic art but also hate nazis? Well, have we got the perfect Minecraft server for you! Join us for a wild ride through pixelated masterpieces inspired by the most unlikely source – the nazis! Our server is filled with stunning builds that will make you question everything you thought you knew about art and history. Plus, rumor has it that hidden deep within our world is the lost treasure of Hitler himself. Will you be the one to uncover it and become the richest player on the server? Join now and experience the craziest art adventure of your life!

    Updated October 23, 2024

    Players: 97/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Titanic Battles Fought: 25 Runes Activated: 3
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 18 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • The Matchy: Liver Pool vs Palace Minecraft SMP

    The Matchy: Liver Pool vs Palace Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just build and mine all day? Well, look no further because our server is filled with the most epic and hilarious players you’ll ever meet!

    Join us and team up with the matchy lads, Allison, Trent, Konate, Virgil, Robertson, Mac Allister, Gravenberch, Szoboszlai, Salah, Nunez, and Diaz as they take on the Crystal Palace XI in an epic battle for supremacy!

    But that’s not all! Our server is filled with crazy adventures and wacky quests that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. From hunting down rare mobs to building the most ridiculous structures, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us today and become part of the most outrageous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

    Updated October 23, 2024

    Players: 106/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 7 Legendary Scepters Created: 6
    Endless Night Skies: 1 World-Altering Spells Cast: 0

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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  • WeddingCraft Minecraft Server

    WeddingCraft Minecraft Server
    🤣🎮 Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as a soap opera? Look no further than our server! Join now for a chance to witness the wildest wedding drama unfold in-game! 🤵👰

    🤯 Did you know that our server is home to a crazy aunt who brings her dad’s ex-wife as her +1 to events? And that’s just the tip of the iceberg! Watch as she tries to convince everyone that the ex-wife should be considered the new mom and grandma of the family. 😂

    🕺💃 Get ready for some intense dance battles as players try to navigate awkward family dynamics and wedding photo drama. Will you be the one to stand up to the aunt and say, “No, ex-wife, you shall not pass”? Join now and find out! 💥

    👨‍👩‍👧‍👦 So, are you ready to dive into a world where family relationships are as tangled as a spiderweb? Join our server today and experience the craziest family drama you’ve ever seen in Minecraft! 🤣🎮 #WeddingDrama #MinecraftMadness

    Updated October 23, 2024

    Players: 94/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 3 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 0 Enchanted Armories Found: 2

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • WeddingCrasher69

    WeddingCrasher69
    Are you tired of dealing with crazy in-laws in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where you can escape to a world where your sister-in-law can’t ruin your wedding seating arrangements!

    Join us for epic adventures, build your dream world, and leave all the drama behind. No $400 lodging fees here, just pure fun and creativity!

    Who needs a sister-in-law when you can have a whole community of fellow gamers who will always have your back? Say goodbye to family drama and hello to a world where you can be the queen of your own castle (literally).

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and leave all the SIL drama behind. Trust us, your virtual family will be way cooler than your real one.

    Updated October 23, 2024

    Players: 103/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 9 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 13 Farms Harvested: 698

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • BreakUpBluesMC SMP

    BreakUpBluesMC SMP
    Are you tired of getting dumped in the most boring ways possible? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP and get dumped in the most epic and outrageous ways you can imagine! From being thrown into a pit of lava to getting hit by a flying pig, we guarantee you’ll never have a boring breakup again! So why wait? Join now and experience the most insane breakup stories you’ll ever hear!

    Updated October 23, 2024

    Players: 100/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1 Zombie Dances: 0
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2 Fairy Circles Danced In: 5

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • DeleteMyExCraft

    DeleteMyExCraft
    If life had a ‘delete’ button, I’d totally erase all the times I accidentally punched my pet pig in Minecraft. But fear not, on our server, you won’t have to worry about accidentally smacking your animal friends because we have a strict no-punching policy! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy builds, and maybe even a few exploding creepers (but don’t worry, we have creeper insurance). So come on over and hit that delete button on all your Minecraft mishaps by joining our server today!

    Updated October 23, 2024

    Players: 98/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 3 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 5
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 8 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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