hey u, ya u, do u like minecraft? do u like crazy adventures? well then u gotta join dis server! we got pigs flyin, cows dancin, and creepers doin the cha cha slide.

we got so much land to explore, it’s like israel’s military expandin into south-west lebanon, except without all the drama and stuff.

come join us and build the craziest creations u can think of. we got a community of players who are as wild as a herd of llamas on roller skates.

so what are u waitin for? join now and let’s get this party started!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 95/700 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed: 8 Gods Slained: 0
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3 Magic Wands Crafted: 9
Infinity Stones Found: 3 Titan Hearts Harvested: 5
Herobrine Sightings: 10 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
Shadow Daggers Crafted: 35 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 10

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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