hey u, ya u, do u like minecraft? do u like crazy adventures? well then u gotta join dis server! we got pigs flyin, cows dancin, and creepers doin the cha cha slide.

we got so much land to explore, it’s like israel’s military expandin into south-west lebanon, except without all the drama and stuff.

come join us and build the craziest creations u can think of. we got a community of players who are as wild as a herd of llamas on roller skates.

so what are u waitin for? join now and let’s get this party started!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 95/400 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened: 11 Vanishing Structures Built: 3
Forbidden Tomes Read: 7 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1
Chaos Gates Opened: 2 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 8
Cozy Campfires Lit: 5 Eerie Music Discs Played: 1
Magic Crystals Found: 7 Forbidden Relics Collected: 0

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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