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Players: | 93/400 | Votes: | 6283 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 490 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 |
Paranormal Events Investigated: | 2 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 3 |
Alien Abductions: | 3 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 |
Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 7 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 6 |
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 5 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 2 |
Divine Spears Created: | 27 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 19 |
Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 4 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 1 |
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