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Players: | 95/900 | Votes: | 1436 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Emeralds Found: | 2914 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 5 |
Vanishing Items Found: | 7 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 |
Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 3 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 7 |
Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 7 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 |
Towns Built: | 1 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 1 |
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 |
Animals Bred: | 64 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 |
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