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Players: | 102/700 | Votes: | 9185 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 7 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 16 |
Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 4 | Zombie Dances: | 1 |
Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 31 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 8 |
Crops Grown: | 1379 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 13 |
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 1 | Wilderness Tamed: | 13 |
Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 | Living Statues Befriended: | 0 |
Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 1 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 2 |
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