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Players: | 103/500 | Votes: | 3102 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 | Infernal Machines Built: | 0 |
Divine Relics Bestowed: | 5 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 3 |
Alien Abductions: | 4 | Dragons Tamed: | 0 |
Love Letters Sent: | 15 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 2 |
Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 40 | Wilderness Tamed: | 17 |
Volcanoes Explored: | 2 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 1 |
Mysterious Portals Opened: | 15 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 4 |
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