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Players: | 104/400 | Votes: | 350 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Magical Ponies Rescued: | 3 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 9 |
Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 1 |
Villages Defended: | 6 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 |
Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 8 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 9 |
Mystic Runes Engraved: | 6 | Gods Slained: | 1 |
Dragons Tamed: | 5 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 723 |
Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 4 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 |
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