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Players: | 104/100 | Votes: | 5282 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 | Runes Activated: | 8 |
Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 5 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 5 |
Immortal Potions Brewed: | 3 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 10 |
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 17 |
Forbidden Relics Collected: | 0 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 5 |
Powerful Allies Recruited: | 6 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 8 |
Epic Mounts Acquired: | 6 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 |
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