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Players: | 103/1000 | Votes: | 2136 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 5 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 12 |
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 2 |
Whispering Shadows Heard: | 0 | Meteorites Collected: | 3 |
Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 15 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 9 |
New Chunks Explored: | 924659 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 |
Crystal Caves Mapped: | 2 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 |
Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 320 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 16 |
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