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Players: | 97/600 | Votes: | 1136 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Sentient Weapons Trained: | 7 | Void Gems Collected: | 11 |
Unseen Monsters Slain: | 3 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 3 |
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 13 |
Heroic Legacies Created: | 5 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 0 |
Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 1 |
Mythical Quests Completed: | 48 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 4 |
Falling into the Void: | 0 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 2 |
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