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Players: | 95/1000 | Votes: | 2749 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 10 |
Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
Buildings Constructed: | 33 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 1 |
Secret Guilds Joined: | 3 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 5 |
Titanic Battles Fought: | 26 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 1 |
Gods Slained: | 2 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 21 |
Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 2 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 3 |
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PLUS, OUR ADMIN IS A WIZARD WHO CAN TURN DIAMOND ORES INTO CHEESEBURGERS. YEAH, U HEARD ME RIGHT. SO COME JOIN US AND EXPERIENCE THE WACKIEST, WILDEST MINECRAFT SERVER IN THE UNIVERSE.
TRUST ME, U WON’T REGRET IT. UNLESS U HATE FUN, THEN U MIGHT REGRET IT A LITTLE BIT.