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Players: | 103/500 | Votes: | 1678 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Powerful Allies Recruited: | 6 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 12 |
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 2 |
Arcane Towers Raised: | 1 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 4 |
Mines Excavated: | 3877 | Void Gems Collected: | 34 |
Living Statues Befriended: | 3 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 |
Rune Stones Activated: | 2 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 5 |
Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 3 | Invisible Walls Found: | 1 |
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