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Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 29 | Infernal Machines Built: | 0 |
Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 9 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 4 |
Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 |
Chimeras Created: | 3 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 12 |
Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 1 |
Farms Harvested: | 941 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 3 |
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 1 |
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