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Players: | 90/1000 | Votes: | 5472 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Secret Passages Found: | 4 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 |
Alien Abductions: | 2 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 10 |
Evil Lairs Raided: | 2 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 16 |
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 4 |
Endless Staircases Climbed: | 2 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 |
Omnipotent Charms Created: | 2 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 0 |
Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 8 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 1 |
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