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Players: | 105/600 | Votes: | 5038 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Phantom Rings Equipped: | 10 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 |
Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 2 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 |
Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 |
Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 44 |
Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 3 |
Living Statues Befriended: | 1 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 9 |
Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 3 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 1 |
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