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Players: | 103/900 | Votes: | 2168 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Endless Legions Commanded: | 19 | Buildings Constructed: | 18 |
Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 12 |
Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 |
Sentient Weapons Trained: | 1 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 1 |
Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 1 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 30 |
Epic Mounts Acquired: | 6 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 1 |
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 |
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