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Players: | 95/200 | Votes: | 6147 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 5 |
Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 0 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 |
Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 4 |
Players Killed by Monsters: | 7040 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 9 |
Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 5 |
Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 7 |
Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 5 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 2 |
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