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Players: | 96/600 | Votes: | 3334 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 1 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 16 |
Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 4 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 1 |
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 3 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 27 |
Forbidden Tomes Read: | 2 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 4 |
Epic Battles Fought: | 13 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 5 |
Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 1 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 |
Rune Stones Activated: | 5 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 18 |
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