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Players: | 97/1000 | Votes: | 1791 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Paranormal Events Investigated: | 3 | Gods Slained: | 2 |
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 4 | Battle Standards Raised: | 15 |
Zombie Dances: | 4 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 0 |
Mythical Quests Completed: | 30 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 1 |
Magical Ponies Rescued: | 8 | Love Letters Sent: | 2 |
Enchantments Applied: | 204 | Magical Moments Shared: | 6 |
Lost Cities Unearthed: | 2 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 4 |
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