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Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 4 |
Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 4 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 7 |
Cosmic Pies Baked: | 8 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 |
Epic Shields Constructed: | 17 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 3 |
Celestial Gardens Planted: | 8 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 2 |
Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 10 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 2 |
Wilderness Tamed: | 6 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 5 |
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