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Players: | 97/200 | Votes: | 6589 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 7 |
Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 |
Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 17 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 2 |
Evil Twin Fights: | 2 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 1 |
Fairy Circles Danced In: | 9 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 |
Arcane Towers Raised: | 5 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 10 |
Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 11 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 4 |
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