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Players: | 97/700 | Votes: | 1808 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Mythical Relics Collected: | 13 | Runes Activated: | 7 |
Secret Passages Found: | 3 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 7 |
Soul Swords Wielded: | 4 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 |
Invisible Pathways Walked: | 6 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 |
Wyrmholes Dug: | 6 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 7 |
Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 3 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 12 |
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 4 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 5 |
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