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Players: | 102/1000 | Votes: | 3971 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Lost Cities Unearthed: | 4 | Dimension Hops: | 0 |
Whispering Shadows Heard: | 0 | Infernal Machines Built: | 1 |
Zombie Dances: | 0 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 |
Powerful Allies Recruited: | 6 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 7 |
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 |
Magical Frogs Kissed: | 6 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 2 |
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 |
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