Leao is by far… Minecraft SMP: Shit Happened

AC Milan, Decline, Disappointment, Downfall, Far.., football, Happened, Hernandez, History, Italian football, Leão, Legends, milan, Minecraft, Performance, Players, Potential, serie a, Shit, smp, Soccer, Struggles, TALENTED, TEAM, underperforming

Are you tired of underperforming like Leao in a big game? Do you feel like your Minecraft skills are going downhill faster than Milan’s status as a football club? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft SMP is here to save the day!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic builds, crazy adventures, and maybe even a few unexpected plot twists. Who knows, you might even uncover the mystery of why Leao is underperforming in football – maybe he’s been too busy playing Minecraft on our server!

So come on, join us and show off your skills like a true Minecraft legend. Who needs Milan when you can be the star player of our SMP? Let’s turn things around and make Minecraft great again – one block at a time!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	35	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Life Steal SMP

Hardcore, LifeSteal, Parkour, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

Life Steal SMP: A Minecraft Adventure for Java and Bedrock Players Playable on Java and Bedrock Supports Minecraft Versions 1.16.X to 1.20.XFeatures: – Weekly Tournaments with cash prizes – Custom Duels (Unranked and Ranked) with multiple kits – Anti Pay-to-Win store ranks – Real Money Rewards for Seasonal stats – Custom-Balanced in-game shop – 20 Heart Maximum, 7-day death bansExperience thrilling adventures with friends in a lag-free environment. Join Life Steal SMP for an unforgettable Minecraft journey!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	278	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Star Shards Collected:	200	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Dimension Hops:	11
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Players Killed by Monsters:	2385	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Vanilla Tyme

PvE, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

Vanilla Tyme is a survival server that offers a vanilla experience, with no game altering plugins.We are a whitelisted community. You must apply to play. We encourage those applying to put effort into their application. We have an active, friendly, and mature community with a dedicated staff team.• No teleporting plugin! You can travel by foot or use our expansive nether tunnels. Build and decorate your own tunnel! • No economy plugin! Everyone is encouraged to build a shop and compete in our trust-based diamond economy. Trade using other items too! • No land claim plugin! Simply find a free spot and get building! • No pay-to-win! Supporters are offered EULA compliant perks. Everyone is on the same level! • Everything is built by players, for players! You can donate materials or build alongside other members. • Participate in weekly events, weekly competitions, holiday celebrations, monthly build competitions, and even UHC!Our server promotes awesome builds and community; we are excited to see what you will bring to Vanilla Tyme!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	37	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Sapphire

Earth, Economy, PvP, Survival

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Void Gems Collected:	27
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	11

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

SolaceMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

SolaceMC is all about enhancing the Vanilla Minecraft experience. With your favourite classics such as Towny, mcMMO, Jobs and more, as well as tons of Custom tools and features, you’re sure to find yourself a new home in this community!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	45

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Peaceful Farms

Mini Games, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

Welcome to Peaceful FarmsWhat are we? Well, we are a farming economy server.What is the objective? Create the best farm you can! You have little limits on what you can build! Sell your crops and rank up, we have over 30 ranks that you can achieve!Do you have to farm? Of course not! For many players, the server is a haven for building as we are tough on grief and have systems to prevent it.What are you waiting for? Join Peaceful Farms! For a different type of Minecraft experience for all!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Villages Defended:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Gamers React minecraft

Economy, OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

We will be featuring a great community, amazing builds, awesome adventures and soo many opportunities for fun!Want to play Survival? You Got It!Want to play SkyBlock or Oneblock? You Got It!What else can we do? Super glad you asked; Tired of the same old 1.8 minecraft with no colors, no design potential, well at Gamers React we offer huge multiplayer worlds, hosted on on the best hardware featuring all the new blocks from 1.16, 1.17 and beyond. Want a blackstone piglin infested house. No problem! Want some weathered copper on your roof. Yea you can have that too!Go watch Gamers React on YouTube and we will see you soon. We will be featuring clips obtained on the server on the main YouTube Channel.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	19	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Runes Activated:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	10	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Infinite Doors Opened:	2

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

CwR Minecraft network

Bedwars, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival

CwR MC Network comes with server featuring unique content and an amazing community, friendly staff, and awesome players like you!» Survival SMP » Slimefun SMP » Lifesteal SMP » Bedwars » Kitpvp » Minigames » DuelsBEDROCK SUPPORTED!JAVA IP: mc.cwresports.lk BEDROCK IP: mc.cwresports.lk:19132

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Falling into the Void:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	52	Enchantments Applied:	71
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

CrownMC Survival

Survival

CrownSMP is a friendly 1.18.2 – 1.19 Survival and Lifesteal network, which supports both Java and Bedrock players.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Zombie Dances:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	18
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Curse of Binding Applied:	5

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Seiky Network

Bedwars, Economy, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

[1.20] Seiky Network is the #1 Minecraft Server. We offer a wide range of gamemodes, such as Prison, Skyblock, SkyPvP and Survival. IP: seiky.net Discord: https://discord.gg/JhsXGE9Dmb.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ores Mined:	6519	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	82
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Love Letters Sent:	1

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

sVanilla Survival

PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

sVanilla Survival goes back to the roots of what a Semi-Vanilla SMP should be. Vanilla, with few quality of life modifications. We’re dedicated to providing the old-school SMP experience, with a large map that never resets, no land claims, and most importantly – crystal free PvP.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chimeras Created:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

ConquerEarthMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Towny

(16+) A strong and server history with war and politics. Join a dedicated, tight-knit community of like-minded mature players interested in history, geography, politics, and war. Come role-play as the leader of a historically notable nation. You can chill with friends, play survival, or experience all of the rich custom features ConquerEarth offers. ConquerEarth is a geopolitical Towny-Earth server hosted on a 1:1500 scale replica of the Earth map.Original Map Experience the initial creation packed with all its uniqueness. The original map contains our custom-made resource pack, which allows for custom resources, custom items, custom mobs, and Darius’s signature guns (NO MODS REQUIRED! PRESS JOIN!). A short list of our features includes guns, vehicles, meteors, weed, alcohol brewing, flags, siegewar, MCMMO, jobs, dynamic shop, chest shops, elevators, security cameras, events and more. Unfortunately, all of this is achieved with the caveat of Bedrock incompatibility. The original map is and will remain, a native Java exclusive. The map is native to version 1.19.4 and has the most compatibility with 1.19.4 clients, but you may join on any version.Orion Map Our newest Orion map strives to bring Minecraft players of all platforms together. We fully support Bedrock players, and the server is entirely Bedrock compatible, all thanks to the addition of GeyserMC and Floodgate. Although native and best played on 1.20.4, the map can be played on any version. Unlike our original map, this map is a more reserved and familiar geopolitical Towny-Earth experience with only vanilla combat. There is no custom resource pack; therefore, there are no custom resources and no custom items from the original map that rely on our resource pack. Furthermore, this means no guns, no custom items, and no custom mobs. A more faithful geopol experience still with the ConquerEarth flair of features such as vehicles, meteors, alcohol brewing, siegewar, MCMMO, jobs, dynamic shop, chest shops, elevators, security cameras, events and more.Server IP: conquerearthmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Website: www.conquerearthmc.com/ Discord: discord.gg/hXvNemNqQr Dynamic map: map.conquerearthmc.com/

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	367	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	15

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

StarDix

Bedwars, Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP

The Largest Minecraft Server in Brazil. Full PvP, PvP Kit, BedWars, Survival and Much More… Come have fun and adventure in our Mini Games.IP: play.stardix.comOur social networks: Site: https://stardix.com Store: https://loja.stardix.com Discord: https://dc.stardix.com YouTube: https://yt.stardix.com Forums: https://forum.stardix.com

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	21
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Arcane Realms

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, OneBlock, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Arcane Realms – Where Adventure Awaits!Greetings, intrepid explorers! Are you ready to venture into a world of boundless magic and excitement? Look no further, because Arcane Realms is here to guide you through an unforgettable journey in the Minecraft universe.A Realm of Enchantment: Step into a meticulously crafted realm where enchanting landscapes, mystical forests, and ancient ruins await your discovery. Uncover hidden secrets, conquer mythical creatures, and carve your own heroic saga.Epic Quests: Brace yourself for epic quests and challenges that will test your courage and skills. From venturing into treacherous dungeons to confronting legendary foes, each journey offers a chance to prove your mettle.Unified Community: Join a vibrant community of fellow players who share your love for adventure. Build alliances, barter resources, and collaborate on awe-inspiring creations that will shape the very fabric of our world.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	18
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	2
New Chunks Explored:	631959	Magic Wands Crafted:	14

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

AbsolutGG

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Hello everyone, I present to you AbsolutGG, a server for those who enjoy playing and enjoy the simplicity of the game, however, in addition to having the basic resources, we also have extra things that improve the gaming experience for all of you.– Rankup System – Duel system with ranking – Cashier System – Marriage System – PET system – Quest system – Slimefun Complete – Skills – Redprotect – Stores – Warps e Kits – Spawners with soft touch (no need to be VIP) Support from 1.12 to 1.19, taking advantage of the updates!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Mythical Relics Collected:	6
Animals Bred:	87	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Dragons Tamed:	6	Gods Slained:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Savercraft

Economy, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Farms Harvested:	919
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Endless Legions Commanded:	32	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!