Leao is by far… Minecraft SMP: Shit Happened

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Are you tired of underperforming like Leao in a big game? Do you feel like your Minecraft skills are going downhill faster than Milan’s status as a football club? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft SMP is here to save the day!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic builds, crazy adventures, and maybe even a few unexpected plot twists. Who knows, you might even uncover the mystery of why Leao is underperforming in football – maybe he’s been too busy playing Minecraft on our server!

So come on, join us and show off your skills like a true Minecraft legend. Who needs Milan when you can be the star player of our SMP? Let’s turn things around and make Minecraft great again – one block at a time!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Meteorite Armor Created:	27

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

HaxysHideout The 1122 Pack PvE

PvE

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	17	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Mccaim

Survival

Mcaim – The greatest minecraft server of all time. Minus all the really good ones, but just ignore those

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Love Letters Sent:	10	Epic Quests Completed:	7
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Gods Slained:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

MythicHaven

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Welcome to MythicHaven-The ULTIMATE Towny Experience! Claim land using Towny and invite your friends to create sprawling cities along with you. Become the king or queen of your very own nation and band together with cities across the server. Make your own shopping center and dominate the 100% player run economy. The possibilities for expansion are endless! Features: – 75+ Custom Enchants – In-Game Ranks – Jobs, McMMO, Pocketgames – Custom music and sound effects! – Custom crafting recipes – Regular Events, Friendly Staff, and more! Come visit MythicHaven and start the ULTIMATE Towny adventure today!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Runes Activated:	6
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	20
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Overcast Community

Mini Games, PvP

With Overcast Community, you get to play a variety of Minecraft PvP maps. Test your skills on different types of maps with unique objectives, made by awesome designers from the former Overcast Network and the community!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	34	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Meteorites Collected:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Falling into the Void:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Lunar Middle School

Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	53
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

SpeedMC Network

Creative, OneBlock, Prison, Skyblock

Welcome to the SpeedMC Network! We offer a variety of game modes including One block, Prison, Creative and soon, Skymines! SpeedMC supports all cross plays! This includes Java, Bedrock, Switch, Xbox, PS5, Virtual Reality and more!Our Version Support includes:Skyblock Minecraft 1.14 – 1.18.2 One block Minecraft 1.14 – 1.18.2 Prison Minecraft 1.13 – 1.18.2Server IP: play.mc-speed.com Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/speedmc

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Ether Blades Crafted:	15
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Farms Harvested:	763	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

CookieCraft Survival

Economy, Survival

CookieCraft is a place for everyone who loves vanilla Survival and is looking for a great group of people to play with. This is a great place to make friends fast, as we encourage players to be friendly and not grief.This is a server ran by experienced Minecraft server owners, and is running on a very long-term lag-free server.Our features include: A lag-free, long term server… A fresh world… Friendly community… A perfectly balanced player-driven economy — create your own shops!… Non-P2W… Pets… Vanilla Minecraft Survival.IP: play.cookiecraftsmp.com Discord: https://discord.gg/SWPgXdcUXw

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	33	Dragon Scales Harvested:	265
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	44
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Star Shards Collected:	271
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Project Eden

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Hello everyone! Welcome to Project Eden, a survival multiplayer server with fresh worlds, helpful and friendly staff, and lots of cool and unique plugins and features! The most important goal of our server is to give our players a place where they can relax and have fun. You can build something spectacular, become the richest player on the server, or just hang out with friends. We also try to give a feeling of a community to the server by organizing events, using a player-driven economy, a personalized and advanced chat system, and so much more. Some of these events include weekly minigame nights on Saturdays, trivia, and holiday specials. Our server also has mcMMO, an in-depth wiki, and server-wide Discord! We make sure our staff is always ready to help you with whatever you need, and that they always treat you with respect.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Buildings Constructed:	38
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Endless Legions Commanded:	46

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

PiponMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

Welcome to PiponMC, your ultimate destination in the vast world of Minecraft! Immerse yourself in a unique experience where the economy flourishes, jobs are varied, protections are strong, and clans are forged with camaraderie.Prosperous Economy: In PiponMC, economics is the heart of the gaming experience. Take part in various activities, from mining to farming, to earn coins and build your fortune. Open your own store or trade with other players to create a vibrant economy full of opportunities.Various Jobs: Choose from a wide range of jobs, each with their own rewards and challenges. Whether you’re a farmer, a miner, a fisherman, or a crafty trader, there’s a perfect job for every type of player. Earn money doing what you love and excel in your specialty.Robust Protections: At PiponMC, security is paramount. Protect your buildings and belongings using our block protection system. Don’t worry about thieves; Your creations will be safe and you can focus on expanding your empire in a safe and secure environment.Powerful Clans: Become part of a strong and loyal community by joining a clan. Together, they can conquer territories, face epic challenges and build a lasting legacy. Cooperation and strategy are key to your clan’s success in PiponMC.Join us at PiponMC and experience the perfect combination of a thriving economy, varied jobs, robust protections, and powerful clans. Get ready to explore, build and dominate in this exciting world of Minecraft!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Crops Grown:	7825	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	19
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	27	Mythical Relics Collected:	18

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Ardania

Creative, Economy, PvE, Survival

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Epic Quests Completed:	28
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Lifestealing

LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

Welcome to Lifestealing! We have tried to make the best possible Lifesteal experience. Here are just some of our features:-No eliminations -Custom Clans inspired by popular mobile games -Crystal PvP -Admin-held and automatic events -No claims -Greifing allowed -Practice PVP for rewards (Duels!)Version 1.20.4 Java: lifestealing.com Bedrock: lifestealing.bedrock.minehut.gg (Port: 19132)

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Farms Harvested:	112
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Dragons Tamed:	7
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	5

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Trans Minecraft

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, Survival

We are a friendly community mostly made up of Transgender people but are welcoming to everyone!We offer a safe space for you to be who you want to be, you can set your pronouns and name in game allowing you to express your identity. We have safety features set up to prevent trolls and harassment too. Some of our features include:— Hundreds of furniture and decoration items to design your homes and bases however you want! — Bugs that spawn in the world and can be caught and displayed or sold for coins! — Custom farming including many new crops, sprinklers to water a wide area and food recipes! — Custom fishing system that adds new fish and a Stardew Valley like fishing minigame! — Seasons that affect all aspects of the server such as crop growth and bug spawns! — Boss fights that have unique and powerful loot! And so much more!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Crops Grown:	1254
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

PokeMaster

Economy, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvE, PvP

Well guys, I present to you the new Pixelmon server in Spanish, PokeMasters in 1.16.5IN THE MOST UPDATED VERSION OF PIXELMONMod: https://reforged.gg

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	11	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Stonecrest

PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Does anyone miss Towny? I do, I miss the good old towny but I have also always felt like towny could be so much more. For too long now I have had this idea I have not yet pursued for a Minecraft server where one player could be King or Queen of the entire server. I have always wondered how this would work. How could we make a server where players create the role-play themselves and allow them to climb the levers of power, who doesn’t love UNLIMiITEeD PoOWErRR? However, we want to make sure it is still Minecraft and for those who don’t want their bases ruined or be in the middle of PvP, we also want to cater to them. IP: Stonecrest.xyz Whitelist: No Dynmap: Yes Difficulty: Hard PvP: Toggleable (across the entire server unless opted in a war event) Economy: 1 Diamond = $1 World Size: 20k Version: 1.19 – 1.20.5

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	26	Magic Crystals Found:	20
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Star Shards Collected:	176	Zombie Dances:	10
Love Letters Sent:	11	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Alien Abductions:	1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

AFCRAFT

Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

Welcome to AFCRAFT, where the possibilities are endless!Our server offers both a survival world and a minigames lobby, so you can choose to embark on a solo adventure or join forces with friends and compete in various games. Our survival world is an immersive experience – Our dedicated community has built some extraordinary things! On the other hand, our minigames lobby has a plethora of high-quality minigames to choose from, including Bedwars, Spleef, Hunger Games, Quake, Party Games, and so many more! With something for everyone, we guarantee you won’t get bored!But it’s not just the gameplay that sets us apart. Our community is incredibly tight-knit, and we pride ourselves on creating a friendly and welcoming atmosphere. Whether you’re a seasoned Minecraft player or just starting out, you’ll find that our players are always willing to lend a helping hand. You’ll feel right at home in our community, and who knows, you might even make some lifelong friends!In addition to our regular gameplay, we also have weekly community events that are always a blast. From build competitions to scavenger hunts, there’s always something fun going on. These events are a great way to get involved with the community, meet new players, and even win some awesome prizes.So what are you waiting for? Come join us on AFCRAFT where over 3,000 unique players have joined!WEBSITE: AFCRAFT.NET

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Crops Grown:	6580
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.